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Post by Pomona Ollivander on Feb 23, 2016 22:17:53 GMT
"Once he started yelling at me in latin, I wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore"
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Feb 23, 2016 22:26:44 GMT
"you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you"
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Post by Devyn Ollivander on Feb 23, 2016 22:33:33 GMT
"Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical."
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Post by Amal Khalid Shafiq on Feb 24, 2016 23:18:52 GMT
"All sex jokes aside tho I'm actually quite lonely"
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Post by Choi Gi-Dong on Feb 24, 2016 23:28:57 GMT
"I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores"
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Post by Anwen Pryce on Feb 24, 2016 23:37:23 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 17:29:44 GMT
"But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part."
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Post by Kenna MacMillan on Feb 28, 2016 23:48:02 GMT
"There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me."
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Post by Lionel Malfoy on Feb 28, 2016 23:52:49 GMT
"You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry" "
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Post by Kenna MacMillan on Feb 28, 2016 23:57:52 GMT
"We named our party play list 'daddy issues'"
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Post by Lionel Malfoy on Feb 29, 2016 0:02:36 GMT
"Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you."
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Post by Angharad verch Cadwgan on Feb 29, 2016 21:31:37 GMT
"Another day, another engagement, another cat"
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Post by Kenna MacMillan on Mar 1, 2016 18:15:37 GMT
"Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets."
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Post by Devyn Ollivander on Mar 3, 2016 21:30:38 GMT
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Post by Mandrilla Dalca on Mar 17, 2016 21:39:12 GMT
"He left a full handprint on my ass and called it a five-star review"
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