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Post by Pomona Ollivander on Jan 25, 2016 22:57:17 GMT
"What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex."
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Post by Conrad Crouch on Jan 26, 2016 17:55:10 GMT
"I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again."
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Post by Pomona Ollivander on Jan 26, 2016 18:41:17 GMT
"I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise."
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Post by Iseabail MacFusty on Jan 26, 2016 23:30:00 GMT
"This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong."
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Post by Elric Hunter on Jan 27, 2016 11:19:05 GMT
"I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 18:25:35 GMT
"Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender."
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Jan 27, 2016 20:19:40 GMT
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 21:34:57 GMT
"At least life still wants to fuck me"
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Post by Ealasaid M. Weasley on Jan 27, 2016 21:44:01 GMT
"your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today"
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Jan 28, 2016 20:16:27 GMT
"Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick."
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Post by Ealasaid M. Weasley on Feb 6, 2016 15:54:01 GMT
"How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey "
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Post by Kalliope Shafiq on Feb 9, 2016 18:22:49 GMT
"MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED"
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Post by Amal Khalid Shafiq on Feb 22, 2016 12:40:52 GMT
"My life is like a teenage boy. Always hard."
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Feb 22, 2016 12:48:35 GMT
"Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying."
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Post by Agneta Black on Feb 22, 2016 20:22:02 GMT
"Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume."
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