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Post by Iseabail MacFusty on Apr 6, 2016 14:41:35 GMT
"Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?"
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Post by Devyn Ollivander on Apr 6, 2016 19:41:19 GMT
"Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman."
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Post by Iseabail MacFusty on Apr 6, 2016 20:06:34 GMT
"my sisters under your porch take her home"
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Apr 6, 2016 20:23:03 GMT
"My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?" "
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Post by Iseabail MacFusty on Apr 6, 2016 20:27:15 GMT
"Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car"
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Apr 6, 2016 20:37:44 GMT
"I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape."
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Post by Pomona Ollivander on Apr 6, 2016 20:38:43 GMT
"So i literally just wrote sorry on my potion-quiz and turned it in"
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Apr 13, 2016 18:23:08 GMT
"I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong."
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Post by Pomona Ollivander on Apr 13, 2016 21:22:19 GMT
"I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe"
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Post by Jamie Wright on Apr 17, 2016 14:57:19 GMT
"Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity."
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Apr 17, 2016 15:51:31 GMT
"The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!"
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Post by Iseabail MacFusty on Apr 17, 2016 19:22:45 GMT
"My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can."
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Post by Ludwik Engel on Apr 17, 2016 19:43:41 GMT
"I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry"
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Post by Annet Wright on Apr 17, 2016 19:45:10 GMT
"I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair"
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Post by Tomkin MacFusty on Apr 23, 2016 20:04:00 GMT
"I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both"
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