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Post by Angharad verch Cadwgan on Feb 22, 2016 21:42:18 GMT
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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Post by Lionel Malfoy on Feb 22, 2016 22:06:52 GMT
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Post by Marie Malfoy on Feb 22, 2016 22:16:56 GMT
"Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed."
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Post by Lionel Malfoy on Feb 22, 2016 22:28:39 GMT
"Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?"
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Post by Marie Malfoy on Feb 22, 2016 22:33:30 GMT
"I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo."
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Post by Anwen Pryce on Feb 22, 2016 23:08:30 GMT
"you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while""
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Post by Kenna MacMillan on Feb 22, 2016 23:52:04 GMT
"Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises."
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Post by Tristan Flint on Feb 23, 2016 0:18:27 GMT
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU M(a)CFUCKED UP."
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Post by Lionel Malfoy on Feb 23, 2016 8:37:23 GMT
"is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate"
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Post by Conrí Singleir on Feb 23, 2016 10:11:11 GMT
"She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis"
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Post by Morrigan Rolfe on Feb 23, 2016 12:03:08 GMT
"I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job."
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Post by Conrí Singleir on Feb 23, 2016 15:56:45 GMT
"I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Post by Morrigan Rolfe on Feb 23, 2016 16:35:16 GMT
"I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2016 22:08:23 GMT
"no homo" is probably the most disappointing thing to hear sometimes, like no homo? at all? not even a little bit?
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Post by Diarmad MacFusty on Feb 23, 2016 22:13:42 GMT
"As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance?
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