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Post by Griselda MacFusty on Dec 13, 2016 0:45:06 GMT
"Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go"
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Post by Devyn Ollivander on Dec 13, 2016 1:00:42 GMT
"I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear."
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Post by Frida Vinter on Dec 13, 2016 7:42:55 GMT
"i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!"
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Post by Silvester Nordström on Dec 13, 2016 13:09:04 GMT
"I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face."
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Post by Svala Nordström on Dec 13, 2016 15:59:08 GMT
"Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit."
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Post by Silvester Nordström on Dec 14, 2016 0:17:19 GMT
"dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread"
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Post by Timur Obolensky on Dec 22, 2016 13:38:59 GMT
"Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in"
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Post by Zaray Shafiq on Sept 21, 2017 11:07:58 GMT
"I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different. ."
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